shit im late for cat school
(Source: workshoperoticabangbang)
(Source: pinkdiam0ndz)
“whats up”
“the sky xD”
(Source: youreinate)
I’ve never had a girlfriend who wasn’t jealous of my cat.
“you treat him better than you treat me”
“He’s not human, you know”
“why don’t you kick him out when we have sex”This is his house. If he wanna watch two big niggas fucking then he can watch.
(Source: indigo--waves)
How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: Me.
- You: BYEEEE
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
MBOW
MMMMMBM
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