regarding your girl’s pussy…
shit im late for cat school
I’ve never had a girlfriend who wasn’t jealous of my cat.
“you treat him better than you treat me”
“He’s not human, you know”
“why don’t you kick him out when we have sex”
This is his house. If he wanna watch two big niggas fucking then he can watch.
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: Me.
- You: BYEEEE